ok so in eurovision you either get
- a really really good singer and a boring song
- a catchy as fuck song with terrible vocals
no balance in europe


if glee and the olympics had a baby
that would be eurovision
it’s so awkward when you think a country sings in their language
and then you realize that it’s just really bad english
WHY IS EVERY SONG SO TAME?! WHAT THE FUCK I WANT THE GNOME HATS, THE MAN SHIPS, FUCKING JEDWARD, THE DANCING GRANNIES BACK!
